looking for real friendship

Written by “PennyPenny” on ShanghaiExpat (See below). Poetized by me.

Hey! Guys!

I am looking
for some real
good
friendship.

Yes, some friends
to hang out with,
to go to clubs with,
to go to movies
together.

Idearly [sic] female.
(No lesbian here).

Something about me!
I am 30,
Shanghainese,
single,
nice,
funny

(a little bit
chubby,hehe…
Adele’s sister
type of girl).

My English is
not so good,
but I will try.

I can help
with your
Chinese.

feel [sic] free
to contact me
via **********@qq.com

P****

*This is Poem 3 of my 10-poem series of poems (I like saying the word “poem”) made from forum posts I found on the “Dating, singles, and relationships” on ShanghaiExpat. I decided to immortalize these words by poetizing them. The words of the poems are presented exactly as the forum posts read. Nothing was added or removed (except for line breaks, sometimes [sic] notations for wrong grammar or spelling, and asterisks for identifiable information).

Saw you in the taxi queue at Jin Mao T.

Written by “Sebastico” on ShanghaiExpat (See below). Poetized by me.

Hey…

I need some help,
Tuesday night,
August 14th,
around 9:45pm

I have seen
an amazingly
beautiful girl
in the taxi queue
in front of
the entrance
to the Grand Hyatt Hotel
in Jin Mao Tower.

She,
European looking,
blond short hair
(looked dyed)
around 1.70m
tall and white
braces and
wearing a
black/white dress
was queuing behind me.

From a quick chat
I do know that
she lives in Pudong,
somehow not far
from the Jin Mao Tower,
I guess…

If you know her
or have any
information,
just pass it on…

Ah, and all
you funny once [sic],
please spare me
with any
unnecessary
comments…

I so need
to see her
again…!!!

S

*This is Poem 1 of my 10-poem series of poems (I like saying the word “poem”) made from forum posts I found on the “Dating, singles, and relationships” on ShanghaiExpat. I decided to immortalize these words by poetizing them. The words of the poems are presented exactly as the forum posts read. Nothing was added or removed (except for line breaks and sometimes [sic] notations for wrong grammar or spelling).