Let’s say that,
hypothetically,
you could
love me
tonight.
Tomorrow,
I could die
happy.
“Did you
write it
for me?”
She asks.
Yes, but
I’d never
admit it.
[mah-mee-lah-pin-yah-tah-pie] 1. a look shared by two people who both wish to initiate something but who are both reluctant to suggest or offer themselves; 2. considered one of the most difficult words to translate succinctly; 3. I am head over heels in love with this word.
Let’s say that,
hypothetically,
you could
love me
tonight.
Tomorrow,
I could die
happy.
“Did you
write it
for me?”
She asks.
Yes, but
I’d never
admit it.
Here are some great examples of excuses for not coming to class or not doing the homework on time that I get every week (the ones below are all from this last week — today is Tuesday). The text below is copied exactly as written in an email — they’re actually the entirety of the email. They sound much better when read aloud with in a “musical robot” style. These are ranked in order of quality of excuse, starting with the worst:
Note 1:
I’m [Name]. I feel sick today.I can’t take the AB English class, I am very sorry.
Note 2:
Excuse me, I am [Name]. I am so sorry that I forget to wirte my position paper 2.Can I ask you to give me some time to finish it? I am really sorry.
Note 3:
To Filipe:
Hello, I’m [Name]. I got serious cold, and feel badly so that I want to be absent for the English class. I’m so sorry to ask for leave tonight. Hope you give permission to my request. Thanks!
Yours
[Name]
My all-time favorites:
Note 4:
Dear filipe,
I don’t intend to ask for your forgiveness but express my thoughts about homework this time.
I handed my position paper later last week because I thought it didn’t matter whether on time. You told and comforted me that E-learning system broken down sometimes. I was ashamed by my behaviour that I didn’t tell you the truth was that I just didn’t submit my homework on time. As I knew that, the system didn’t make mistakes, I did, because man made the machine.
Delay must be a bad habit for me, and I try to hand in paper two on time. And it’s better for me to tell you the truth. Have a nice day.
Best wishes.
Yours
[Name]
Note 5:
Dear filipes:
I am sorry to occupy your precious again, but I really want to tell you something about the agrument.
Yesterday, you told us that we still can hand in our agurment before 11:55 pm on April 9th.Sadly. However, I did experiment of my professional class and can not return dormitory until eleven o’clock. To made the matter worse, I forgot to submit the argument on time.
Now,I am as sad as the day before yesterday, because I still can not submit my homework. I had planed to talk to you in your office, but I have class tonight. Therefore, I just can send you a e-mail to explain what the situation is.
Can I submit the homework?
I am looking forward to you reply.
Best wishies!
Sincerely
[Name]
Just being honest here. I can’t stop watching this video. I watch it for the song, of course. My compulsion has nothing to do with the Japanese girl in it.