Why guys like girls wearing one-piece dress so much?

Written by “serena_loves_pasta” on ShanghaiExpat (See below). Poetized by me.

I
bought a tight
pink cheetah print
one-piece dress

in a store yesterday,
and I just
wore them [sic]
after buying it
instead of

putting in [sic]
my shopping
bag.

And seconds later,
I got chatted up
by a guy.

Well, on my way.. [sic]

all the guys
just gazed at me
and made eyes
at me.

So why are
one-piece
dresses
so attractive
to guys?

It’s much
hotter
than miniskirts?

*This is Poem 2 of my 10-poem series of poems (I like saying the word “poem”) made from forum posts I found on the “Dating, singles, and relationships” on ShanghaiExpat. I decided to immortalize these words by poetizing them. The words of the poems are presented exactly as the forum posts read. Nothing was added or removed (except for line breaks and sometimes [sic] notations for wrong grammar or spelling).


Author: Filipe

I love language and spirituality. I also love education, technology and design. My favorite topics of conversation revolve around theology, poetry, linguistics, rhetoric, World Englishes, chinchillas, second language writing, how to kill a plant in 10 days, etc. I was a language teacher and now I build language learning products by day. I am an interpretive mind-dancer by night. I live in China.

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